Multiple Choice Question Time

Statler has been neglecting Couch Culture because:

A. He destroyed his computer's hard drive and has been waiting on a new one.

B. He has been called in as an emergency intruder for Ten's Big Bogan.

C. He is being held captive by a right-wing extremist militia known only as Family First.

D. He has been busy working on a script for a big-screen adaption of the hit TV series The Wedge.

E. All of the above.

The choice is yours.


(By the way, don't forget to text 'Statler' to 199 2SAVE)