David Tench-ed

Ray Martin called: he wants his hair back.

Dear Channel Ten,

I have absolutely no respect for your shoddy marketing campaigns, but if you are ever going to pester every person in Australia with an annoying viral campaign again, like you have with "David Tench Tonight", for God's sake don't let the cat out of the bag three weeks before the show begins.

You could have had half the country tune in for the premiere, but you screwed it up. Idiots.

I now expect to see "David Tench" killed off at the end of the year in a triple mercy killing including Rove Live and The Wedge. And then I hope the Australian comedy industry takes out a restraining order on you.

Shame, shame, shame.

Yours etc,
J. Statler, Esq.

-EDIT-

Looking for more Tench, eh? Head on over to my disemboweling review of the David Tench Tonight premiere here.

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